Chapter 2

Plumbing and General Electric works were quite lucrative back then. Just a few years into my career, I saw some good returns in life despite only having a primary school certificate. We had a small office space/workshop in UBI, where we stored all the spare parts and did some minor work.

UBI is a hotbed for horny men—car dealers, workshops, contractors, manufacturers. We would all gather at a nearby coffee shop to "la kopi" in the morning. All the bosses would gossip and talk cock in Hokkien and other dialects, with women being the hot topic every day. 

As a young boy, that's where I picked up all my knowledge from the old-timers. One veteran chiongster gave a simple tip on women: "Just 敢敢问" (just ask directly without fear). He meant that if you never ask, you'll never get; at most, you get a rejection. I made good use of this line in this chapter.

There's a stall selling prawn noodles tucked into a secluded coffee shop nearby. There are only four stalls in the small coffee shop. The stall is run by Lisa, a lady in her early 40s. She doesn't have the nicest body, but her pretty face always gets her unwanted attention. She's also a hot gossip topic for many uncles who tried to flirt with and bed her.

I heard that Lisa has a husband who is an alcoholic and a gambler. He would demand money from her and is perpetually not at the stall to help out. I've only seen him twice over two years.

I always frequent the shop as they are open till late. Lisa always gives me extra noodles and meat.

Lisa has a really kind heart, but sometimes she can be very fierce to people who take advantage of her. I once saw her throw a glass bottle at an uncle who repeatedly sexually insulted her.

Managing such a business isn't easy for a lady. Lisa has a daughter in primary school, and business has been really bad for them due to the coffee shop’s location and lack of traffic.

One evening, when I was buying my usual dry prawn mee with pork ribs at 7pm, Lisa approached me.

Lisa: You do plumbing, right?

Me: Yeah? 

Lisa: My main sink has been choked for many days, today it became completely blocked. I've tried pumping it many times, but no use

Me: Should I take a look?

Lisa allowed me into the stall. She had long hair tied up in a ponytail, slightly tanned skin, and a body like a track and field athlete; her legs were firm and long. She had a sharp nose with nicely defined double eyelids. In short, Lisa looked like the tanned version of Fann Wong.

As she bent down to point at the pipe, my sharp eyes immediately caught a glimpse down her blouse of her small, cute tits in a grey bra.

I pretended to ask more questions about the blockage, to keep her bent over so I could stare at her pair of cuties longer. She mentioned that a few plumbers she spoke to quoted $2,000-$2,800 to fix the problem.

It was indeed quite troublesome and required a lot of work to fix due to the structural design of the piping system. I told her honestly about the complexity of the problem, and her face turned really sad.

She’s just making enough after rent to survive each month, having to feed her daughter and other family members.

She sat on the stool, clasped her head, and was on the verge of breaking down.

Me: I can help you fix it...

Lisa: Really? But I can’t afford such a high price

Me: I'll help you fix it for free. You only pay for the materials, at most $80

Lisa: Really? 

Her eyes sparkled with delight.

Me: But my boss may not approve of this… means I need to fix it after working hours… 

“I can charge you low, but maybe... you can help me in non-monetary ways." I suggested vaguely.

Lisa: Thank you so much, Xiao Shuai Ge. This will really help us a lot! I will do anything for you, I can even make installment payments

I didn’t say much and just smiled. I had other ‘installment payments’ in mind.

She gave me a jumbo bowl of prawn noodles for free.

We agreed that I would come over to fix her pipes at 11pm after she closed and cleaned up.

At 11.30pm, I went back to the workshop to fetch the spare part and my toolbox. She waited for me at the back door. We went inside the coffee shop and locked the back door. It was dark and quiet at night with the stench of alcohol.

I started to work on fixing the pipes. Lisa sat at a distance, watching me work. It took me a long time to clear the blockage. It was disgustingly choked with all the waste and moss growing inside.

Lisa: Oh my god, so disgusting

The stall had changed five owners already. You could imagine the amount of different waste stuck inside the pipes.

Due to time constraints, I created a temporary makeshift piping structure so that she could still use the sink to wash her raw materials.

Me: Will come next week to patch back the pipe

It was already 3.30am by the time I finished.

Me: Now you know why they charge such a high price

Lisa: Thank you so much, I can’t thank you enough

I was all sweaty from the work. She said as she patted the sweat off my forehead with a towel.

The dark, quiet environment and Lisa’s pretty face and ponytail were so attractive. I had a flashback of her cute breasts in the morning. It made me so horny.

Suddenly, I recalled the line that the old-timer said at the coffee shop, "敢敢问" (just ask, at most you get a rejection).

Me: Lisa... I won’t charge you any money... but can you suck my cock?

Lisa: Huh?

I pulled down my pants, revealing my black underwear.

Me: Lisa, I helped you fix your pipe till so late. You help me with my pipe. My pipe is choked too. Please don’t let me suffer

I peeled down the underwear and flashed her my hard, erect cock.

Me: I have no girlfriends to help me. I beg you... please help me with this

Lisa: Sit down

I sat down on a red plastic chair. Lisa took my whole cock and started sucking up and down my sweaty cock.

I swear my cock was so smelly from all the sweat of the day. But she was eating it like some delicious McDonald’s meal.

Her blowjob felt great. It was nothing fanciful, no wacky tongue actions, no sensual hand motions, no deep throats. Just an honest, simple, and down-to-earth, housewife-style blowjob. Sometimes this type of mechanical blowjob feels amazing too.

She continued sucking me as my hands went beneath her shirt and grabbed her small breasts.

“Arrgghhh”, my cock is getting so pumped up by her.

Me: Urrghghh Lisa, you make my cock so hard

I stood up and pulled down her pants. I grabbed her from behind and placed her hands on the wooden coffee shop table, while spreading her legs.

“Ahh ahhh ahh”, I pumped my hard cock into her pussy from behind.

I took off her shirt and grabbed onto her grey bra strap, using it as a handle to fuck her from behind.

“Uh uh uh uh uh”, Lisa moaned. She seems to be enjoying my small sweaty cock slamming into her pussy.

Her legs wobbled a little as I banged her harder. Lisa was wetter than the usual girls. The experienced players say ladies from 30 to 45 are the best and are the wettest.

We turned around and lay flat on her table. Lisa’s body was lean and firm. It’s the first time I had sex with such a muscular lady. Lisa had a dark luscious bush. Seems like she isn’t very sexually active.

“Uh! Uhhh! Arrghhh!” I stuck into her pussy while standing at the edge of the table.

Grabbing her by her thighs, I thrusted my whole body into her.

She was moaning louder and louder.

Piak! Piak! Piak! I thrust in and out of her like a rockstar.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh...”, I could feel her juices covering my cock.

She came multiple times. My cock is already drenched in Lisa’s sauce. I pulled down her bra to look at her cute A cups with erected nipples. Sometimes flat-chested girls also need to be appreciated. I gave her cute titties some love with my mouth.

Slurp! I suckled on her cute boobs. They had a little sweaty odor as they were stuck in her bra the whole day.

“Ah ahhh 痒! (itchy)”, Lisa moaned as I tongue fucked her boobs.

I grabbed her warm small tits and banged her pussy like a truck.

Piak! Piakk!

“Arrgghhhh! Gonna cum soon”, I cried out as I felt my cum coming out of my cock.

Lisa: Uh uh! Don’t shoot inside

“Urrrgghhhhh!” I pulled out my cock and splashed my cum all over her small cute tits. Some of the cum splashed on her bra and some ended on her hair.

Lisa: You fuck me till my legs are weak

She got up and wiped herself with a towel. I looked at the mess I made on her body. Her pussy was the wettest one I had as a 27-year-old boy.

Over the next three weeks, she gave me three more blowjobs as part of the ‘installment’. I would sneak into the coffee shop after it closes and she would suck me off the whole day of stress.

Subsequently, I fucked her at a transit hotel once more after that.

Due to the relocation of my work on a project basis, I gradually lost contact with her. Although there was no love when we had sex, I must admit her wet pussy remains unforgettable to this day. The coffee shop where we had our encounters closed down about five to six months later. Since then, I haven't been able to find her.

Many years have passed, and today, the space once occupied by the coffee shop is now taken over by a mini mart and other neighborhood shops. Perhaps some of the old-timers living in Ubi might remember the place.

Today, I bought a packet of cigarettes from the mini mart in Ubi. As I stood there, flashbacks surged through me—this might have been the very spot where I secretly fucked Lisa in the middle of the night. Ah, the good old times.