Chapter 25

Victim 9: Joe (Previously neighbor's Son)

After her trip up to JB, wifey has been relatively toned down in wanting to do more adventurous stuff. Most of the time she was just being lazy. Being just a stay home trophy wife, I tried to encourage her to look at some simple jobs to do or go for classes or anything for that matter. Most of the time, she's hooked on watching Korean dramas and random things on the net.

So, it was to her surprise that one day, she received a message on Skype.

"Hi Cher, you there?"

Turned out that it was Joe, our previous neighbor's son. Wifey told me about it that day and said she was appearing offline and didn't reply to him. Both of us didn't think much about it until I guessed she must have been quite bored enough to eventually replied him. I only found out about it after things developed to a certain stage when wifey asked me about Japanese porn. So apparently, a few weeks prior to that, wifey has been in contact with Joe over skype, but just over messages.

She told that it was one of the afternoons after she came back from marketing and turned on her laptop, she saw Joe's message still lingering there. She didn't think much of it and just replied "Hi Joe" while still appearing offline. She then took a shower and afterward, she saw that Joe had replied.

J: Hi Cher! Wah, you so long never reply my message ah?

M: Ya lah, busy lah. How are you?

J: I'm ok ah. Where have you all moved to?

M: Somewhere also lah, cannot tell you!

J: Haha ok lor... *Sad face

M: Haha. How are your parents?

J: Still the same lor. Daddy just came back, now sleeping.

M: Oh ok, today you no school ah?

J: No ah. Eh, I finished school already, now just waiting for NS

M: Oh is it? Oh good lah, can become a man

J: You mean know I not man meh?

Wifey paused abit when she saw that line, sensing that Joe is up to something. She didn't reply to him and eventually left the thread there. Some days passed and she totally forgot about the conversation. One afternoon again, she turned on her laptop and Joe's message came online again.

J: Cher? You there?

M: Ya why?

J: No lah, cause you never reply to my message

M: Oh no lah, I was tired and must have fallen asleep

J: Oh chey... Cher, what are you doing now ah? Are you working?

M: Me? No lah, I stay at home

J: Then you must be very free lah

M: Wei, where got? Tiring you know, don't believe ask your mother

J: Hahaha, joking lah

M: You leh? So free?

J: Ya lor, everyday wake up late, go online, at night go meet friends, play games

M: Go find work lah for the short term!

J: Lazy lah

M: Haiya, every time play games only you

J: Ya lor. Shiok mah

M: Ya from last time never change, go online for what ah? Watch porn ah?

I guess wifey was in some mood that she typed that.

J: Eh Cher! How did you know?

M: Haiya you look like those boys who watch porn lah

J: Hahaha, you got watch before ah? Hee hee

M: Got lah, but I don't like it, so fake

J: Eh where got fake? Some porn is quite good you know

M: All the same lah

J: No lor

*Long pause

J: I like Japanese porn, got story one

M: Huh Japanese porn?

That was when wifey asked me about it and confessed about her conversation with Joe. She thought that I was angry at her for not telling me sooner, but I told her that I found it funny that she was sexting him. She smacked me when I said that. So anyway, being the encouraging husband, I told her abit about the difference between Jap porn and American porn. I told her that Jap porn was "more real" in the expression.

"Eh... that's what Joe said also", she said. So I told her why don't play with Joe. At least she can do some small things during the day. She said, see how lor, can tell that Joe is not really her cup of tea.

Somedays pass and randomly Joe will message her on Skype. Sometimes they will talk for long, sometimes she chooses not to reply. But over the course, wifey learned abit more about Joe. She sensed that Joe is the inactive type and abit more reserved. From her previous encounter, she knows that Joe is not the take control type of guy, more reactive sort. He doesn't have a girlfriend or that many close female friends for that matter.

But, Joe is also a typical nerd and porn addict. Wifey noted that in each conversation, he would slowly try to talk about sex or porn.

J: Japanese girls generally have bigger breasts, Singapore ones ah, cannot make it

M: Where got? You haven't met enough girls lah

J: It's true what. I look around, I see mostly flat or small breasts

J: The only girls I know with big breasts are you and this Malay girl from school lor

M: Mine big meh?

J: Big! I still got the picture last time. Hahaha

And when they were more comfortable with each other, he would say things like:

J: Cher, you got masturbate a not?

M: Oei. What kind of question is that?

J: No lah, just asking. You married already, sure no need one, right?

M: Who says? (Wife was stupid enough to let this slip out)

J: OH! Means you got masturbate ah!

M: Ya lah, so? You never masturbate ah?

J: Of course got lah, all boys sure masturbate one

M: Then why you ask? Stupid boy

J: You use finger ah?

M: Wei! Stop asking stupid things can anot?

J: Haha ok ok. I stop. Do you want to know how I masturbate?

M: Watch porn lor you. See your big breast Japanese porn

J: Ya lor. But lately hor, I fantasize about a different thing

Wifey admitted she was twitching abit when she saw that line. As if expecting something erotic.

M: Fantasize what?

J: Fantasize somebody with big breasts give me breast fuck lor

After that, wifey got a bit more attracted to the whole sexting thing with Joe. She showed me the conversation thread and indeed, I was also thinking, wah this boy sibei good. For a fat, inactive nerd, still can talk to my wife and make her horny. I told my wife, "You should encourage more dear. The boy is just bored and passing a phase. After NS, he will be different, now just tease him." Wifey smiled and kissed me on the cheek.

"You naughty now right?" she said.