It was Chinese New Year, and I found myself at the family reunion dinner with my mother's side of the family. Just having turned 16, I was invited to sit at the adult's table in the dining room. It was quite the experience.

My mother's side of the family included my maternal grandparents and their six daughters, with my mother, Sue, being the third eldest. Naturally, my aunts brought along their husbands, creating a colorful cast of characters who seemed to mix a bit too well with alcohol.

"Johnny, ah!" My red-faced uncle George bellowed unnecessarily, considering I was seated right next to him. He gave me a heavy-handed slap on the back.

"George!" Aunt Sandra, my mother's elder sister, scolded.

"Shh, shh, shh..." Uncle George hushed his wife. "I'm talking to the boy here."

He then turned to me with a lecherous grin. "Got a girlfriend already, huh?" he asked.

Ugh. Kill me.

"Y-y-yeah?" I stammered.

That earned me another brutal thump on my back.

"Of course, you do! Look at you, so 'leng chai.' I bet all the girls in school are chasing you every day, right?"

"Uh, not really. Haha."

"Soooo. You've done it already, huh?" He asked, forming a circle with his fingers and pushing another finger through it.

"George!" Aunt Sandra hissed and pinched him hard.

"Owowow. Just asking, what? Come on, Sandra, I'm about to impart some wisdom here."

Around the table, my uncles grinned stupidly, including my father. My aunts all looked incredibly embarrassed, including my mother.

"I'm going to tell you a secret technique to make your girlfriend very happy," Uncle George whispered not so quietly. He then proceeded to describe some traditional notions of the G-spot. He never managed to finish, though, as Aunt Sandra ended up dragging him away by the ear.

As I said, it was the worst.

After the meal, I quickly excused myself. As I passed by the head of the table, my wheelchair-bound grandfather suddenly seized my hand. Grandpa then tried to speak, but all I heard were whining noises and gurgles.

"John, can you take Ah-Kong out to the garden? He likes some fresh air after a meal," my mother said.

"Uh, sure thing," I replied.

So I took Grandpa by his wheelchair handles and ushered him towards the door. All the way, he was gurgling and sputtering. Grandpa was very, very old, close to a hundred. Everyone had already considered him senile, so no one paid much attention to his words if one could even call it that.

I pushed him out into the garden and went to his side. He took my hand again and looked straight at me. I had the impression he was trying to tell me something.

"G-g-girl-fren," he finally blurted.

Wow, I thought. Grandpa just spoke. And he spoke in English too. I had no idea the old-timer even had it in him.

"H-happy," he added.

I just nodded and smiled. I knew he was referring to what my uncle said previously about making my girlfriend happy. He seemed to be struggling for a moment to find the right words.

Finally, he said, "I teach kung-fu." I choked back a laugh, which was actually pretty polite of me considering the circumstances. Grandpa released my hand but did not drop his palm. He moved it behind me and placed it on my spine.

Awww, I thought, Grandpa wants a hug. His hand snaked under my shirt and felt my spine. Okay, I thought. This is getting weird. Then, I felt his fingers dipping downwards, tracing my spine, going lower.

OH MY GOD, I thought, MY GRANDPA WANTS TO MOLEST ME!

Sure enough, he forced his finger downwards past the base of my spine. I stood very still, stunned that a wheelchair-bound centenarian was interested in my butthole. However, it didn't come to that.

His finger came to a stop at a spot just where the cleft of my butt began, under the band of my boxers. He then applied pressure to that spot. Gulping, I nervously stepped aside away from him and stood out of his reach. Grandpa smiled magnanimously as if he had given me a great gift.

I felt violated.

Oddly enough, I began to feel hot. It took me a moment to realize that it was me that was heating up and not the night air. I felt a pain in my groin. Looking down, I was shocked to see a big bulge in my pants. A strange feeling washed over me which I could only describe as pure horniness. A moment later, I felt like my dick might snap if I didn't let it out of my pants.

"What the fuck did you do to me?" I yelled at Grandpa while struggling to unbuckle my belt and trousers. I succeeded in pushing my pants and boxers low enough to release my manhood. My erect dick popped free. I was amazed to find that it was very, very, very, stiff. I've never experienced it this hard.

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, what the fuck?" I whimpered as I hopped up and down.

Grandpa put his hands together and rubbed them appreciatively. He was still smiling. Oh, the sick fuck. Panicking, I ran for the garden of manicured trees where the koi pond was. Yes, Grandpa is rich. He lives in a mansion and he has a koi pond, with a stone bridge and everything.

Oh shit, the horniness was overwhelming. I needed to put my dick in something. A hole in the ground. A hole in the tree. A koi fish's gaping mouth. Anything!

"Johnny?" I heard someone call out.

I froze and turned around. Someone was coming up the path into the glade.

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Instinctively, I hopped behind a mango tree.

"Johnny! What are you doing?"

I popped my head around the tree trunk and saw my cousin, Vanessa, as she stepped out of the shadows into the moonlight. Vanessa was Aunt Sandra's daughter. She's 19 years old and in university.

She was wearing a sexy black knee-length cheongsam. Her hair was let down for the occasion and it flowed lustrously past her shoulders. Her tall alluring figure and beautiful face only seemed to make my condition worse. I needed to fuck her.

No! What the fuck is wrong with me? That's my cousin!

"Woi! What are you doing behind the tree?" she asked.

"Er... playing hide and seek?" I replied meekly.

Vanessa: With who? Are you peeing?

Me: Er... yeah. That's right. Just gotta finish my business here. Haha. Why don't you go inside, I'll come to find you later

"Johnny... are you up to no good?" She asked in a 'big-sisterly' tone of voice.

"N-n-no?" I replied, sounding a little too desperate for my own good.

"I'm coming to see." she declared. She came closer, her black high heels clicked and clacked ominously on the stone pathway.

"Oh, fuck, nononono. Don't come over here..." I whimpered.

"Why is your face so red? Are you drunk?" she asked as she circled the tree trunk. Then she stopped and stared at me for a moment. Then her gaze dropped to my waist. Unsurprisingly, she screamed and covered her eyes.

"Johnny! What the fuck?" She yelled.

"Shhhhhh! You'll bring the whole house out here, you idiot!" I told her.

Vanessa: I'm not the one jacking off in the garden!

Me: I'm not jacking off, goddammit!

She parted her fingers to peek through. Her eyes locked on my massive erection. "You so are!" She accused me.

Me: I'm telling you, I'm not! Something is wrong with me!

Vanessa: You can say that again, you pervert!

"No, I mean I can't get it down!" I said.

Vanessa: What do you mean? Did you take Viagra?

Me: No! I swear! It just happened!

Vanessa: How is that possible?

Me: I don't knooooow!

Vanessa nervously lowered her hands. "I can't believe this," she said to herself. She took a deep breath and stepped closer. "Hang on, let me see." So I stood trembling against the tree, my dick poking outwards from me, and braced myself.

Vanessa gingerly stepped forward, bending over slightly to have a better look. God. My hot cousin is checking out my dick. This is absolutely not helping. If anything my dick is so tense that it is starting to twitch.

"I'm calling an ambulance," she finally said.

"What! Don't! I can't let people see me like this!" I replied.

"Well, what else can we do?!" she asked, exasperated. "You need help!"

Me: I er... well er... maybe er...

Vanessa: No!

Me: What? I haven't said anything yet

Vanessa: You don't have to, you dirty boy. I can't believe this. Haven't seen you in months and you turned out to be such a creep

Me: It isn't my fault! Oh shit pleeeeease, I'm in pain!

"Oh god! I can't believe this is happening," Vanessa said, nervously brushing back her hair. She seemed to be thinking things over while I was close to tearing my hair out in frustration. Then, after a defeated sigh, she gingerly moved to stand beside me to my left, facing where I was facing. Then she placed her warm, soft hand on my shaft.

"Arrrgghhhhh..." I moaned.

"Shut up you idiot! Don't be so dramatic!" she said, obviously flustered.

Me: I can't help it. It feels soooooooo good

Vanessa: Grrr... you are going to owe me big for this

Me: Yes Vanessa-jie-jie

Vanessa: Shut up, idiot!

Vanessa slowly began to stroke my cock. I was on cloud nine.

"G-g-god. You're so hard." She muttered. "Eww..."

She was now smearing my pre-cum all over my cock.

"Uh, uh, yeah... yeah... oh yeah..." I mumbled.

"God, shut up," she said. "Hurry up and cum already."

"Okay, okay, almost there... thank you, thank youuuu..." I said as I panted continuously like an overexcited puppy.

After several minutes, I felt a blissful release of pressure as I ejaculated over the lawn.

"There you go," Vanessa said. She was breathing a little hard, and her face was flushed.

Me: Oh god. Thank you soooo much, Jie

Vanessa: Er, Johnny?

Me: Huh?

Vanessa: Why are you still so hard?