I am not dating anyone right now, and that’s fine. But what I do miss about dating is this triple pleasure experience that I call the Triple Whammy. It’s kind of hard to do it to yourself — a partner really is necessary for this one because, alas, we only have two hands.

Anyhow, this is something that a girlfriend first did to me. But when I date guys I show them also. I, like many women, do not have vaginal orgasms during intercourse. Yes, I can use my hand, but guys are always like “Did I make you cum, did I make you cum,” like it’s some test of their manhood.

“Look,” I will say to them, “If you are serious about my orgasm, and not just as some proof of your own masculinity, I will show you how to make a woman cum like she’s never cum before. Are you interested?”

They always say they are. But some men really all talk and they don’t really give a shit about helping you have an orgasm if there’s nothing in it for them. But of course, there is something in it for them. It can be a real turn-on for men if they can get over the idea that they have to be orgasming too in order to have fun.

The Triple Stimulation Method

1. On the clitoris.

I use a suction vibrator on my self. But that’s because I am used to the powerful mega-orgasm of the triple method and I can handle it. When I first started I used a regular bullet vibrator on my clit, because it was too overwhelming to have one of these suction vibrators stimulating me so powerfully while I was also being stimulated in two other areas, as we will see.

If you think you can handle it, by all means, start out with a suction vibrator. If not, use the regular. The main thing I guess is that you have to be OK with using a vibrator on yourself with a partner present. Especially if it is a guy, some women are not comfortable with this.

Get comfortable with it.

It’s worth it, really. I have tried the triple method just using my hand on the clit, and it’s not the same mind-blowing orgasm that puts you in another dimension.

2. G-spot stimulation.

While I am using the vibrator on my clit, I like my partner to just insert two fingers into my vagina and press upward, exerting steady pressure on the g-spot. I don’t like him or her to “fuck” my vagina with their fingers — it’s not necessary. They can just press on the g-spot, curl the fingers back and forth, or move them side to side, but there’s no point in penetrating any further because then the fingers will move past the g-spot.

I have also had my partner use a g-spot stimulating vibrator for this part of the triple whammy. I found this to be too much, but you might enjoy it, especially if your partner is a guy who isn’t too swift about finding your g-spot — this might be the way to go. These g-spot vibrators are bent up so that you really can’t miss the g-spot when you stick it in — even a dummy can do it!

3. A skinny vibrator or dildo up the butt.

It really doesn’t have to vibrate. The point is to penetrate the butt as the other two places are being pleasured so that you really go over the edge into that realm of “hyper-stimulation.”

This one I do think it’s better to push it slowly in and slowly out. It’s all about the sensation of the vibrator entering the sphincter. If you just hold the dildo in your ass, the sphincter sensations will dissipate. Slowly fuck the ass, deeper and deeper, until you get the slim vibrator all the way in.

When I orgasm in this method, my sphincter does spasms like crazy on the dildo or vibrator. It’s so wonderful.

Of course, a little bit of lube will help, but if you’re like me, your pussy will be positively dripping from the first two stimulations, so that your partner can just use some of that to pave the way for the anal.

Also, your partner can use a finger, or two. But that’s kind of tough to get right. I think the best size for this would be one and a half-fingers, which of course nobody has. There are vibrators that are just this size — not too big, not too small.

So if you do the Goldilocks test and you find just the right vibrator for your butt, you can give this to your partner and not worry about them hurting you or not being able to feel them.

It’s helpful to have a pillow under your butt to give your partner access but it is not necessary. I have done it flat on the sheets.

4. Make it a quadruple whammy.

As my three areas are being pleasured, I take the hand that is not using the vibrator and I caress and pinch my nipples with it. I find this increases the fireworks. I always do that when I masturbate anyway, but it’s even more intense during the Triple Whammy. The brain is already so overwhelmed trying to locate these three points of stimulus that when you add a forth it sends you to the next level of transcendence. I have a fantasy of having two more people present — women, preferably — one who is sucking my toes and the other who is kissing and breathing in my ears. I think this might actually kill me — my furnace might explode and I would spontaneously combust.

What is it Like?

Well, hopefully, you will find out for yourself. But this has been my experience. The first orgasm comes fairly quickly after all three spots are engaged. A couple of pokes up the butt and I am really ready to cum. As the vibrator brings my clit to the clitoral orgasm, and the g-spot stimulator adds that to the mix, the pressure in the butt sends this orgasm so far over the edge you will not believe it at first.

A long, deep, deep, explosion of pleasure will flood your brain, and you might feel like you’ve left this reality — I did the first time. The depth of the orgasm was crater-sized — and I totally fell in, head over heels, losing track of time and space and just sort of blessing.

Keep going.

The next orgasm will be twice as powerful. And the third will be four times as powerful. You should have the music up really loud because by the fourth orgasm, I guarantee you will be screaming your head off and you don’t want the police showing up at your house — that will totally ruin your Triple Whammy.

Reciprocating

What do you give to the person who just showed you the face of God? If it’s a guy, I usually show my thanks by giving him a good blowjob to climax. After all, I don’t need to be fucked anymore — I’ve just been fucked to high heaven. I think this is a good time to do some prostate stimulation during the blow job, with a prostate-stimulating dildo or just your finger. He will be more open to this sometimes confronting but always pleasurable experience having just been so up your butt.

If it’s a girl, simple, I give her the Triple Whammy in return. And then we both sleep for about fifteen hours — the sleep of the just!